Wankercheif 

A fabric or unused item of clothing that is used as the deposit location for semen after a masturbation.

Bob: I haven't washed my Wankercheif in weeks!

Wankercheif by KonyGun April 24, 2016

Wankeritis 

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

Wankeritis by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

Wanker 

A person who masturbates excessively

that wanker got arrested for masturbating in the public bathroom

Wanker by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016

Wanker 

Someone who acts like a idiot like someone who's drunk

1.when he's drunk he looks like a complete wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance

3. Stop acting like a wanker

Wanker by le meilleur December 16, 2016

Wanker Stroke 

As someone finishes masturbating and ejaculates into their hands, they clap to make both hands sticky with Semen. Then they continue to stroke their penis with there sticky semen hands.

Dale Melville ya Wanker Stroke

Wanker Stroke by Wanker Stroke February 26, 2017

Wanker 

1. Someone who masturbates

Also used to describe An idiot on the road

1. Get off the road wanker

Wanker by Definition teller March 21, 2017

wanker in a bag 

A comeback for when you have no other comebacks. Freaking hilarious reactions in a fight.

You wanker in a bag you are!

wanker in a bag by #gotsnolife April 24, 2017