by pizzaaaa May 29, 2009
Get the pulled a twilight on yamug. When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
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Get the twilight princess musicmug. Named after Princess Twilight, the Twilight Limit is the maximum amount of magic a unicorn can safely contain. If a unicorn passes the Twilight Limit, its hypothesized that the unicorn would have no control of the magic, which would quickly consume the unicorn, making them a pure manifestation of magic.
Applejack: "So what would happen if somepony past the Twilight Limit y'all are talking about?"
Twilight: "We don't know actually, but we theorize that they would eventually be consumed by the magic and become pure magical energy. Who knows what could happen after that."
Twilight: "We don't know actually, but we theorize that they would eventually be consumed by the magic and become pure magical energy. Who knows what could happen after that."
by MisterCooley August 11, 2014
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