French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 8, 2015

Turtle

Turtle is a game that requires at least 3 people. In order to play one player must have the urge to pass gas. When he/she is ready to fart, the players gather a large blanket. The player who has to fart will stick his ass under the blanket and the other players will stick their heads under the blanket. While the aforementioned body parts are submerged under the blanket the lead player will then fart under the blanket. The game is as simple as follows:
The player who can keep his head under the blanket the longest to tolerate the smell of the fart wins. This is a gentleman's game so under most circumstances the fart will be done with clothing covering the bare bottom.

Person 1: Yo guys, I need to rip ass.

Person 2: You guys down to play a game of Turtle?

Persons 3 and 4: Of course! Grab your little sisters Cinderella blanket and let's play!

by Buffalo Blue May 2, 2014

crunchy turtle

To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it.

Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. True story!!!

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL!!! February 13, 2005

turtle

Verb (nautical terminology): to capsize, as in a boat, ship, or other sea-going vessel.

After a merciless bombardment by American dive bombers, the Japanese superbattleship "Yamato" turned turtle and sank, taking nearly her entire crew to the bottom.

by speedog July 27, 2010

Sea Turtled

The act of puking on the beach while passed out and covering it with sand similar to a mother sea turtle

I had a great time at the beach I throwing jellyfish at people until I Sea Turtled all over the beach.

by Youngsteve March 31, 2011

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006