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go cold turkey :Many people who attempt to quit smoking do so by going cold turkey rather than by gradually cutting down.
by yo.up December 11, 2016
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022
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turd of misery

1)A turd that causes severe pain during it's exit. One may even think that it is coming out sideways it is so painful.
2)A person that lives to cause problems for other people. They get off on causing misery for other people, especially their supervisors. A turd of misery is despised by most people around them.
1)Doo#1: You were in the bathroom for quite awhile...and why are you sweating?
Doo#2: Man, I had a turd of Misery. It was brutal.

2)Larry is such a turd of misery...someone should kick his ass.
by Doodadoo May 23, 2007
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turdsniffer

Obviously someone who sniffs turds. Ussually used to replace mean words
You little turdsniffer!
by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010
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Turkish Felching

The act of sucking the semen out of a turkish man/womans ass only to replace it with a whole roasted turkey in an effort to enhance rectal absoprtion of L-Tryptophan.
Me and Bob had a Thanksgiving Turkish Felching session last night. Twas felchtastic!
Wow! Seratonin levels must be through the roof
by The man with two plans December 4, 2011
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Turtle Porn

When something is disappointingly boring. Most commonly used when an act such as music, movies, etc is transformed from being one of the most entertaining into an act beyond boring.
Jennifer "do you think I should buy the second album of this band?"

Sandra " Well their first album was amazing it was up beat and revolutionary . However the second one well it sounded like turtle porn to me"
by Dyarra November 7, 2012
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Turgut

Turgut is a very strong kurdish Motherfucker. And he has the longest dick in the world. When you see Turgut, you must give him respect. If you don't he would fuck your ass.
Turgut would fuck everybody and when he fucks a man no one would wonder of that, because he fucked everything.
by 31and69 January 8, 2019
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