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Wife Beater

A sleeveless t-shirt made for men; however, often worn by women around the house as a dress. Most often it is their partner's shirt, it is seen as attractive by most. Consequently when their partner sees them in this shirt they feel aroused. Which is why it is named the Wife Beater.
I love seeing my girl in my old wife beater.
by CWray73 August 19, 2017
mugGet the Wife Beatermug.

Wife Beater

Article of clothing worn by white trash or thugs. Usually has food and beer stains and is two sizes to small.
Chicks dig Wife Beaters at dive bars and Nascar races.
by NateJ3000 October 14, 2019
mugGet the Wife Beatermug.

wife kisses

Kissing your significant other in ways as to not catch a cold sore or sickness they have
My girlfriends got a cold sore, looks like it'll be wife kisses for the next few weeks
by Shovel_Lover68 October 12, 2017
mugGet the wife kissesmug.

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend
I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring
by mytts69 January 27, 2010
mugGet the wife offsetmug.

work-wife

while at his place of employment a man has a less physically apt subordinate employee that is just as needy of his time, resources, and energy as is his wife at home.

a non-sexual relationship where an employee relies on his boss for multiple aspects of assistance while at work and sometimes beyond. often results in physical acts of assistance such as lifting heavy objects, opening tough jar lids, and in lengthy sessions of advice or guidance.
Employee: "Hey Boss, can you separate these parts for me? They're really stuck together, and I can't get them apart."

Boss...loosens parts and hands back to employee: "Here you go."

Other employee: "What's that all about, Boss?"

Boss: "Oh, I have to open things like that all the time for him. It's like he's my work-wife."
by thehomewife March 24, 2010
mugGet the work-wifemug.

Daughter-wife

when your an old duns and no woman your own age would deal with you, as your some what retarded.
So you got a find a little girl with an even younger mental ability and make her your woman.
Daniel girl is so stupid she is such a daughter-wife
by Cl and Dee December 1, 2021
mugGet the Daughter-wifemug.

buy a wife

chad: 'fuck you- i don't have a stupid name'
chris:'buy a wife, chaz'
by Gigantic Array of Yetis November 19, 2003
mugGet the buy a wifemug.

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