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Tourette's Thumb

A condition, found in some video game players, where one's thumb performs an action within the confines of a video game that is not only inexplicable but results in mildly hilarious mistakes leading to a failure of a mission or objective.
"Why did you shoot me instead of the flag carrier?"
"I have Tourette's Thumb, man, leave me alone!"
by RavingArmy February 9, 2010
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thumb tag

1: The finger version of phone tag.

2: When you text back and forth without getting to the next step - having an actual phone call or meeting in real time. This written banter can lead to frustration if a phone call or meeting is delayed.
Text Message Sent: I'm sick of playing thumb-tag. For all I know you dirty dog could be texting me!

Text Message Received: Did you just call me a dirty dog? RRRuff ruff!

Text Message Sent: How about calling me instead? I don't bark like that dog of yours. :)

Since the sender texts people too often, her spelling stamina started to decline. She wrote "you" instead of "your", not knowing she referred to her friend as a dog. Her friend (receiver) then acts like he was insulted so he can provoke the sender to text more. The sender realizes the receiver is playing thumb tag and declares that she wants to use her voice instead.
by upcloseandhonest January 14, 2009
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Thumb me

Encourage a friend to send you a SMS on their cell phone/mobile. The thumb being the key finger used in texting a message.
Mary thumb me the details once I finish this cell phone call.
by el cee June 21, 2007
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Rule of thumb

Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.
As a rule of thumb, Samira thought her father was somewhat unpredictable.
by Achmed1977 April 24, 2009
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Thumb sucker

A guy who is actually an idiot, geek, goofus, stupid and behaves like a dumb.
Joe is such a thumb sucker, he still plays with marbles.
by Lean January 8, 2004
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Thumb Of Discomfort

when you yell out "THUMB OF DISCOMFORT" and swiftly lodge your thumb deep within another persons asshole and you suprise the hell out of them. If you miss and hit the cheek the person might thing your gay and not ghey
me: *sneaks up on someone* THUMB OF DISCOMFORT!
someone: huh??
me: *SHOVES*
someon: OMFG!
by onge October 31, 2004
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Poop Thumb

when you stick your thumb in your anus and when you take it out, there is a large quantity of fecal matter on your thumb. You then proceed to chase your friends around screaming poop thumb.
i know an Asian boy who once stuck his thumb in his anus and had a poop thumb
by mr. abc123d4 May 14, 2011
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