The Simpan War

Most people call it theTrojan War but the war was started by two Mega Simp that wanted a girl. So it’s classified as a simp war and not a normal one.
Guy 1:yo you heard of that war in history class

Educated Guy 1: yeah it was called The Simpan War
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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Beast Wars

The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.
Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: Beast Wars.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.

Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?

Person 2: Yes, but even better.
by Darkness Prime January 25, 2023
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Schlong wars

The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.
We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.
by Theking78 October 02, 2014
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This War Of Mine

This War Of Mine is a game that shows the harrowing depiction of war, not from the soldiers perspective - but the ordinary civilians caught in the cross fire. The beauty of this game is the terrible depression and despair you experience during your survival attempts. Even if you barely reach the ceasefire, you may not feel satisfied at all, and just want to try again until your survivors are safe and sound throughout the entire war, and you finally get to feel happy.
Ultimately it will not work, and your survivors will die - it is an inevitability and you will want to die along with them.
UserRed: "Holy shit bro I feel so bad, I just got Katia killed at Military Outpost, and before that I stole from the old man at the garage. Now Roman is angry and probably going to leave and Zlata cant stop crying. Im running out of meds and winter is coming."
UserBlue: "You need to stop playing This War Of Mine bro, Go outside, its depressing."
by Kongjie December 07, 2020
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War ghoul

People and groups who build up national security threats so they can profit off conflict, either financially or politically.
The war in Ukraine has those war ghouls in Raytheon foaming at the mouth.
by XwedodahParty April 29, 2022
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link war

The emailing or posting of internet links to others with the purpose of supporting one side of a heated argument.
Joe writes his friend, "At xyz.com/mystudyisbetterthanyours, you can see how my point has been proven and many cases show clear cause and effect."
Mary responds to Joe and begins a link war by writing back, "More thorough research done by abc.net at abc.net/ha_ourstudyhadabiggersamplesize shows that the research in the xyz.link study has been proven to be causally insignificant."
by mprest November 29, 2009
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Volume War

Any instance where two or more people fight to hear something such as a t.v. or another person.
i.e.

"Josh, turn down the t.v., I can't hear American Idol!"

*turns t.v. up*

*Josh turns t.v. up as well*

"Uh-oh, you just started a volume war."
by IcedAngel337 July 29, 2009
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