fleshy man tube

it's yo fuckin' cock

jimbo rammed his fleshy man tube into jane's hairy asshole

by pappy July 16, 2004

Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

by DOTK December 5, 2012

U tube moment

Something a person does that if it were on camera definitely would make a great clip to post on U tube. A funny or cool act that everyone witnessing wishes they had on video.

Jim was showing off by sticking his hand in the snake cage. You should have seen his face when the snake bit him! That was a serious U tube moment!

Bob was riding his bike on the sidewalk down town. He turned to look a a hot chick and ran right into a telephone pole. That was a major U tube moment!

by Bagmister June 30, 2007

mongolian moon tube

Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.

Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."

by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009

Mexican tube rider

Anal masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in Mexican hot sauce.

It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.

by DonNorway December 14, 2015

Tube of man juice

The literal translation of the french slang term for penis, "le tube à jus d'homme."

Regardez mon tube à jus d'homme.
Look at my tube of man juice.

by rachel-greene March 1, 2011

Bent Glass Tube

Used to describe an action that is amazing on one hand and terrible on another. Mostly used in E-SPORTS.

Person 1: YO! Did you see that Caustic main take out 3 squads with just a P2020?
Person 2: Yeah but then he fell off the map looting one of them. A literal bent glass tube.

by AngryLarry July 12, 2019