Will Thomas's Mum

Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.

Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum

by Captain Sometingwong June 2, 2019

Thomas Sawyer

when in an uncertain bathroom that is ridden disease you strategically layer toliet paper afloat so in which to provide a splashless decreation of fecal matter

damn. Wow were blacked out last night and ate too much taco bell. My asshole is burnt and frothy and walked like howard the duck because my thomas sawyer session was so righteous!

by harry feltabush February 8, 2010

Thomas Raymond

A retard that's also a rapist

Back Up Thomas Raymond

by UrFatDad69 January 4, 2019

Duke Thomas

The signal and a amazing man who deserves the world

"hey did write Duke Thomas into the new Nightwing comic?"
"No because I'm gross and annoying."-Tom Taylor

by Detectivecomics June 27, 2022

Shane Thomas

The lover of the duck overlord

Now rise for Shane Thomas the duck overlord concubine

by Thatracistmofo February 15, 2022

Thomas Platt

a great tutor and friend

Thomas Platt sucks.

by mrcbella March 18, 2019

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022