flicker goon sesh

the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time

Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.

by DIavarium July 2, 2024

goon sauce

(n.)
good ol' lube.

natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.

bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.

by goonerFromMars May 11, 2024

Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.

Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.

by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025

Filthy goon

A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.

That kid is such a filthy goon.

He's the filthiest of goons.

by 6969 July 18, 2016

Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.

"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"

by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023

Dabloon Goons

A group of individuals with high intelectual abilities, increased ability to tolerate drugs, and dabble in LSD on occasion. The gang and when they get together it’s always a great time.

Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.

by lukabaum November 2, 2023

balloon goon

A typical annoying prick who thinks he’s cool but has never realised the size and shape of his stupid bearded head. If I drew a beard on a balloon it would like him.

I was working with that balloon goon again today, his massive head kept obstructing my view and his chat was worse than someone who works in I.T.

by Skussgoffaguss May 30, 2021