Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.

Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”

by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

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Diet

Had no effect whatsoever on the thing I'm talking about because the cripple and the defiler were doing it deliberately.

Hym "I'm not going to diet or exercise until I get credit for the thing I clearly did. The longer it takes for me to get the credit, the less it's going to effect the outcome. The outcome has been decided. The decision is final."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2024

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Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 28, 2021

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public diet

when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want

-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her

by ashotashotchocolate March 5, 2014

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Diet Pepsi Jazz

An American brand of soda introduced by the Pepsi company in 2006 and discontinued in 2009. It was a specifically named variant of Pepsi's popular Diet Pepsi product, combining several different flavors.

Diet Pepsi Jazz is mentioned in the motion picture The Promotion as John C. Reilly is setting up a soda display.

by SPrice1980 November 4, 2022

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