by DarcyDog December 11, 2020
Get the Zoom Dietmug. Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
Get the Diet Jizzmug. when you tell to everybody you're on a diet, but when you come home you eat everything you want and as much as you want
-She is well-done! She doesn't eat junk food, candies and meat
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
-No, she's just on a public diet. My friends says she eats everything she wants when she's at home and nobody can see her
by ashotashotchocolate March 5, 2014
Get the public dietmug. A phrase used to describe something that is blatantly differentiated from its counterparts — an allusion to online videos where creators try to blindly taste different sodas and guess Diet Coke correctly.
“I wasn’t sure which shoes to wear to the concert, until I put on my boots and I was like oh, “that’s Diet Coke”.
by Shawtytrifling May 8, 2025
Get the That’s Diet Cokemug. “How can Craig be so light skinned when both his parents are black as night.. he’s looking like a can of diet black”
by BuddyISlove November 29, 2020
Get the Diet blackmug. by Candy,rose,maw,maw,tucke April 29, 2013
Get the Geek Dietmug. An American brand of soda introduced by the Pepsi company in 2006 and discontinued in 2009. It was a specifically named variant of Pepsi's popular Diet Pepsi product, combining several different flavors.
Diet Pepsi Jazz is mentioned in the motion picture The Promotion as John C. Reilly is setting up a soda display.
by SPrice1980 November 4, 2022
Get the Diet Pepsi Jazzmug.