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Canada's History

Noun: An extremely complex and debasing sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup (not Mrs Buttersworth), and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in there.

Verb: The performance of the above act, preferably while wearing snow shoes and with Canada's national anthem, Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On," playing at top volume.
He Canada's History-ed her all the way back to the days of John Cabot!
by Kowalabee February 4, 2010
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President of Canada

Originated from the word bounitful grapes in 1854 which orginated from the word taco in 1403 means succesful awesome cool person, dancer and a person who likes sweet stuff like peanut butter jelly. The person is too cool to be the president of the united states and is also to cool for goats.
"I'm gonna be the president of canada"

President of Cananda:"Mmhmm this peanut butter jelly is really good."

Pikachu: "You know goat will make that taste way better."

President of Cananda: "I'm too cool for that."

"HOLY FLAPPER JACKS I JUST SAW THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA!"
by Librarian123456789 May 5, 2010
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Canada's History

As defined by Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report, Canada's History is the name of one of the most depraving sexual acts known to mankind. It requires moose antlers, maple syrup, and a Stanley Cup.
"Me and Kelly had sex last night"
"Did you do her doggy style, or what?"
"Canada's History"
"Ah sick, dude!"
by Stephen Colberts Martyr February 5, 2010
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Canada

Boring ass Country with no culture its a huge country yet it has little to nothing in it other then trees and your occasional city which you could confuse with any other city in the world because there all the same
Lets Go to Canada!.

Ew Dude Canada? That Place Stinks!
by Throwaway 272772 July 2, 2020
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Canada's History

One of the most depraved sex acts of all time. 5 men all have explosive diarrhea on a single woman, then use it as a lubricant to fit all available appendages into the woman's womb.
"I'm going to my girlfriend's house with 4 other guys. We're gonna give her a Canada's History."
by Jobin66 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A lewd sex act in which a female in a heterosexual couple sprawls out her body on a set of moose antlers and inserts the various points into orifices on her bodice. The male then unscrews the cap to a maple syrup jug with his sphincter and dips his erect penis into the now exposed syrup. The male then defecates into the top of the Stanley Cup and mixes it with the rest of the unused syrup, and then pours it onto the female. He then inserts his penis into the female's mouth and begins to rub it on her molars and wisdom teeth (granted they were not pulled) until he is on the verge of ejaculation. The man then pulls out and the woman closes her mouth so the man can ejaculate on and below her lower lip so the semen looks like buck teeth and
therefore makes the female look like a beaver. Shortly afterwards, Dany Heatley runs over both in his car.
So I hear Ronald got really drunk last night and Canada's Historyed his girlfriend.
by Moxalee February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

I'm such a Canada's History I put off finishing my econ assignment to enter this definition.
by Reezie February 4, 2010
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