by Thompson Fern February 06, 2017
A term usually use to describe an overly friendly female in some cases male.This person requires little effort to fuck. Usually the word hello starts the grind session
John: Eric, saw you dancing with Star Jones last night at the club.
Eric: Yes, and after that she put on a private dance for me at my place.
John: Man, I swear that girl is like a doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn.
Eric: Yes, and after that she put on a private dance for me at my place.
John: Man, I swear that girl is like a doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn.
by atisha v. January 14, 2008
by Is this name used? March 10, 2007
When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
by Politic Ric October 31, 2010
This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.
Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.
Timmy: Guess what
Johnny: what fag
Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
Timmy: Guess what
Johnny: what fag
Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*
by Filopthe69th March 13, 2018
After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.
by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023
by keurigcoffee June 08, 2023