Fail Sneeze

When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.

"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."

by Festy Stephie November 09, 2009

fail roleplay

The act of a person falling out of their character and/or breaking the rules that apply to their characters and/or the environment their character roleplays in.

Billy decides to pull his Shank and decides to stab everyone for no reason at all.
Billy: rekt noobs
Victims: Fail Roleplay! Why you randomly killing us?

Billy participates in a roleplaying environment where there are no special super powers allowed. Johnny pulls a gun, and instead of Billy showing gun-fear to the gun of Johnny, he fail roleplays.
Billy: *grabs the gun all of the sudden and kills Johnny out of the sudden
Johnny: Fail Roleplay! You're supposed to show gun fear!

Billy just got killed in that same environment and instead of forgetting all his memories... Billy decides to fail roleplay. Yeah, again.
Billy: *runs back to where he did with his weapon and shoots everyone*

by darkline1 September 03, 2017

The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 19, 2019

Fail streak

A Fail streak is a serise of failures in succession.

The ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death.

by Xylias January 28, 2012

unepic fail

failure so pathetic it is inversely epic

person 1: "I The Warm Soap Suds Enema My Mother Gave Me When I Was a Boy"

person 2: "Unepic fail"

by hissil June 26, 2009

fake fail

To fake fail is to tell others you did not study or practice and then do well in that exam.

Zac fake failed so hard for the french exam

by Conroy2260 October 21, 2018

Fatty fail

When you overindulge in too much junk food, failing to be healthy and instead feeling fat and guilty.

Man, I had so much ice cream last night. It was such a fatty fail!

You ate that entire pizza? You're such a fatty fail.

by suziebbq May 05, 2014