outrage porn

Memes, news articles, TV segments, email forwards, or other forms of media that are designed to invoke outrage. This is especially true for political-related topics. Viewers of outrage porn often become addicted and spend many hours per day trying to seek new outrage highs.

Liberal: "The Daily Kos had some good outrage porn today. Apparently some conservative said something stupid."

Conservative: "I just read an email forward that said Obama is going to turn all of the white people into slaves and make us all Muslin!"

by JackAbramoff September 19, 2010

Putin Porn

Pictures of Vladimir Putin taken for propaganda purposes that are intended to display his macho prowess and strength to evoke Russian nationalism, portray Putin as a national symbol and show him as an integral part of Russia's rich, vast territory.

Hey! Check out the new Putin Porn! Here's a photo series of him fishing, hunting, riding horses, scuba diving, and driving a submarine with his shirt off. He is like a real man -- only better!

by ThePrimeMinistersOffice September 15, 2011

yellow porn

asian porn

asian porn, what else?

by Chatoney December 5, 2003

Gay porn

Mmm, gay porn. Nothing better than seeing two muscular, buff men slamming each other in the tight, tight anus. If you're lucky, you'll get some tongue-in-ass play!

Ooooh, Bobby, fuck my ass harder. Derek, can you take my big, three inch cock?

by Sephiroth. November 20, 2003

Starter Porn

The porn that you watch before you watch the real porn that you wanna watch. Usually not very good porn, not good quality. It's just something to watch while u start to get hard. Porn that you don't really wanna cum to, but you would watch it.

wow this porn sucks. I'll have to make it my starter porn for the night.

by DoubleXX July 3, 2010

Porn clog

When you watch so much porn that your device stops working

Why is your iPad so slow?
It’s got a severe case of Porn Clog

by Toppstyle January 30, 2019

Porn Overload

When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.

Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...

WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?

I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!

by Megatron The Pimp Machine October 30, 2011