TARD SEX

Tard sex is where to retards have sex withe each outher while making tard noises

there are 3 types of tard sex

firstly there is straight tard sex betwen a man tard and a woman tard

secondly there is homosexual tard sex between two tard men or two tard girls

thirdly there is bestiality tard sex betwen a tard man or woman and an animal

drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
is it in yet
drrr drrrr
i think so
drrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrr
its in
drrrrrrrrrrrr drrrrrrrrrrrrr
i came

this is tard sex

by adam wee March 1, 2010

fuck tard

see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.

dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"

by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004

bored tard

Contraction of "bored retard."

A mentally retarded individual who is not funny or interesting.

A retard who is also boring or a bore.

Can also describe someone on an internet bulletin board who is an annoying retard.

"The Country Squire is a bored tard."

by Attila the Horn April 30, 2005

Tard out

Is an action when you become very empty headed and Sucked into something very retarded.Such as something very Retarded but funny,Then you become caught up in it and you look sort of retarded when you play that same thing over again.

"David Was watching An episode of family guy, and i witnessed him Tard out."

by Steve-o weepingdemon boy June 11, 2006

Tard bucket

A wheel chair or a device designed specifically for handicapped people

I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008

Tard wrangler

A person who hurds the retards of society and keeps them locked away

“I saw the EA teacher at school throwing rocks at the retards, damn he’s a good Tard Wrangler!”

by Merry Rexmis January 28, 2019

tard hat

A combination of "ass hat" and "fuck tard". Only use this for those who meet the requirements for both definitions.

That guy wrote "I love Nancy" on his nuts, took a picture, and posted it on his myspace page. What a tard hat.

by KristynC April 29, 2006