Tom H 

There are toms and Thomas's, and there is Tom H. He is a babe slayer and will slay anyone he wants. He is the true babe slayer

Tom Harris just slayed all the girls at that party last night

Tom H by Hellojello123 June 22, 2016

tom and peter 

Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.

Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise

tom and peter by not tom or peter March 16, 2009

Tom Morello 

All the advertising Digitech needs to sell its Whammy Pedal product.

Kid: "wheres the pedal that makes my guitar sound like Tom Morello in the like a stone solo?"
Guitar Center Man: "Right here buddy. That'll be 200 bucks."

Tom Morello by jocob January 18, 2007

tom and jerry 

tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named Tom (in the pilot 1939 "puss gets the boot" he was named Jasper)and jerry (unamed in pilot). The plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7 academy awards. The shorts have been censored recently due to the use of "black faces" the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.

person 1 "nah,face it. nothing is as good as anime"
person 2 "what about tom and jerry"
person 1 "oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom....

tom and jerry by tnj March 19, 2007

Tom nook

Tom Nook is a character from animal crossing and to put it lightly, A SLUMLORD.

I have to work off all these bells to pay Tom nook back, he's such a slumlord with all his crappy houses.

Tom nook by Meepingangel May 28, 2013

Tom Blunt 

A Tom Blunt refers to a blunt that is rolled magnificently, tastes good, and gets you so baked you cannot function. The name Tom Blunt refers to a stoner from Nova Scotia, Canada, named Thomas Mombourquette, who could roll a blunt that would put you on another planet in just 1 hit. Legend has it someone dared to smoke a full authentic Tom Blunt and fainted.

Sam: Hey man pass the blunt

John: Are you sure? This is a Tom Blunt.

Sam: Damn, I think ill stick to the bowls bro I gotta drive

Tom Blunt by samuelJfinnard313 June 24, 2019

Tom Harlock 

Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands

Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".

Tom Harlock by Tom Harlocks bitch May 23, 2020