thomas martine

A stupid dummy that is fat and can't do a backflip. Also a very stupid retarded dummy

Alex don't be a thomas martine!

by soidspociajoicjpoeidj October 18, 2019

Thomas Platt

a great tutor and friend

Thomas Platt sucks.

by mrcbella March 18, 2019

Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Shane Thomas

The lover of the duck overlord

Now rise for Shane Thomas the duck overlord concubine

by Thatracistmofo February 15, 2022

Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020

thomas poole

The best

Thomas Poole is the best

by Pooooooooooooole November 3, 2018

Thomas Dixon

Is always mistaken for clouds.

"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."

by Leyer :D March 23, 2009