Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".

Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*

by The very short one of all May 25, 2016

Fun wrap

A condom for a tiny penis.

"Put that fun wrap on and get in me!"

by Machelle Simponi June 3, 2017

Pussy fun

When ur pussy is being fingered by a male and or female

Jane is having pussy fun

by Lovemyself2 September 27, 2018

Fun bits

A slang term for a man's genitals

Joe: Oi! No touchier my fun bits!

by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020

Fun dip

When a girl gives you a blowjob. Then you take a powdery substance specially cocaine, protein powder, and pre-workout and roll the powder on your dick with the saliva and cum where she proceeds to suck it off like a fun dip candy.

I got fun dipped by taisha last night .

by Tyrone’s traps December 3, 2020

[fun scud]

A drunk mans dick. Inaccurate, untrustworthy, but hits the target when you need it to.

I'm going to park my fun scud in your love silo if it takes all night.

by thenewrooster March 13, 2009

farm fun

Where a farmer and his lady resort to sex at a farm location in most cases a tractor. Farmer gets completely naked as does his lady however, he puts his boots back on for maximum grip and foot protection to ensure maximum penetration.

Did you hear joe and stephanie ditched the party last night for a little farm fun on his dad's John Deere?

by Thefarmboygettinit February 7, 2014