Crinkle Fucker

A person who is attracted to the elderly.

Nasty I bet you would fuck those crinkles, crinkle fucker.

My friend keeps hittin on my grandma, he's a crinkle fucker.

by TruNak October 27, 2019

Lamp Fucker

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

Brother Fucker

A Union brother that fucks over his brother for personal gain

That plumber is stealing my work....what a brother fucker

by Union1 January 24, 2019

fucker-in-law

When your best friend fucks your girlfriends sister.

Friend: Hey whats your girlfriends sisters name again?
Me: Carley.
Friend: Yeah I plowed her last night
Me: Well, looks like were fucker-in-laws.

by Al_94 April 23, 2014

ford fucker

When someone loves fords a little too much

Person 1 - what is that guy doing over there
Person 2 - he is what some people call a ford fucker

by Dr.Snake53 July 11, 2017

Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.

Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!

by Breaduck November 2, 2020

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.

"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"

by Yiff-center June 19, 2018