Crystal is a beautiful girl who is good at gymnastics and hates the beach she has a lot of friends two name Matilda and Elise
She is short has blonde hair and her eyes change colour😍
She is short has blonde hair and her eyes change colour😍
by ...kiddo... December 17, 2020
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Get the Crystal Ball mug.When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.
Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*
by Nard Master February 27, 2017
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Get the Zippy Crystals mug.1. "Crystal symbolizes something clear or precious and derives from "krystallos," which is the Greek word for ice." - thebump.com
2. "A piece of a homogeneous solid substance having a natural geometrically regular form with symmetrically arranged plane faces. " AKA "A rock" - Google Definitions
3. CRYSTAL METH!! MY FAVOURITE
2. "A piece of a homogeneous solid substance having a natural geometrically regular form with symmetrically arranged plane faces. " AKA "A rock" - Google Definitions
3. CRYSTAL METH!! MY FAVOURITE
1. There she is! Isn't that Crystal?
2. What crystal should I buy? Rose quartz or Jasper?
3. Pass dat crystal meth woulda?
2. What crystal should I buy? Rose quartz or Jasper?
3. Pass dat crystal meth woulda?
by peewater September 23, 2022
Get the Crystal mug.Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
Get the Crystal mug.A name for rare beautiful gem. She acts tough on the outside
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
by Alwayslovetugfriend2004 March 22, 2024
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