A perfect definition of myself.
A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.
Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.
Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.
Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.
Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
by jUicy🥴✨️ May 14, 2022
Get the Suicidal Personmug. As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?
Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019
Get the Suicide Shitmug. by Emoney has blsc March 4, 2022
Get the suicidal dickmug. The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.
I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise
by FakeFace July 8, 2021
Get the Infuriated suicidemug. A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
by DontFearVarlisHear August 15, 2021
Get the Suicidal Squidwardmug. by itsRogseybra July 11, 2019
Get the Suicide linemug. It’s the Covid version of a Suicide Bomber where a Boomer ignores the CDC, scientists, medical professionals, and millennials during a pandemic that ends up making themselves and others die or become extremely sick.
by CraigWho?! March 25, 2020
Get the Suicide Boomermug.