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Cloud Strife

Cloud is the main hero in the smash RPG hit, Final Fantasy VII. One of the most recognizable figures in RPG-land, Cloud possesizes a head of spikey blonde hair and a large buster sword. In the FF-fandom, there is a large dispute over the love triangle between Cloud, Aeris, and Tifa. It's up to the player's discretion, given that the game is open to interpreation, but Square seems to love pairing Cloud and Aeris off together in cameos, don't they? *wink* Believing himself to be an ex-SOLDIER, Cloud sets out on what becomes a voyage of self-discovery as he saves the world from his old friend, Sephiroth.
You look so cute, Miss Cloud.
by Chika August 12, 2005
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Semen striker

When two men are erect and play swords with their penises then cum on each other.
The male strip club had a lot of semen strikers ready for use
by Kupakeep123 May 19, 2021
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stiked

The quintessential merger between stoked and siked.
I am so stiked about Halo 3.
by wallyball fanboi January 27, 2007
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stride girls

Girls who prefer Stride chewing gum to all alternatives. They are also known to take things down the wrong hole.
What is this, Orbitz? I thought you were Stride girls.
by dcarn211 December 11, 2009
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stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.
Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!
by Spacini December 16, 2012
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Strifes

A problem in life that is slowly killing you.
I have a lot of strifes right now.
by Strifes32 August 23, 2019
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Strive For Five

When you have 2 brain cells alone and your friend and/or partner has two braincells alone but combined you have 5
Clown 1: Man I swear we have 2 braincells each
Clown 2: Yeah but together we have 5!
Clown 1: Strive for Five!
by H_Gainless September 25, 2019
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