Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.

Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!

by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.

Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.

by sesamechicken May 2, 2012

Magyver Stoner

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.

jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"

by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009

Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.

John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?

by Caleo :P July 4, 2021

Trump Stoner

An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.

“Yo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”

“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”

by Libtardhater July 6, 2021

stoner five

Something very gay and doesn't even exist

Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?

by Jayson M. Hill May 11, 2016