a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015

a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015

Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.

Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!

by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

stoner five

Something very gay and doesn't even exist

Hey Michael, what's a stoner five?

by Jayson M. Hill May 11, 2016

Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.

Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.

by sesamechicken May 2, 2012

stoner stutter

the act of temporarily acquiring a stutter due to the effects of marijuana.

T-t-tuh-t... today. Wow, there's my stoner stutter again.

by whyworryxxx June 24, 2011