Hurting for a squirting : this is said when someone feels like haven't been laid in a while or looks like need to get smashed.
Freddy: wow I'm hurting for a squirting I haven't had sex in years .
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)
Jenny: that guy is so hurting for a squirting ;)
by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024
Get the Hurting for a squirtingmug. squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.
by maddysactuallycrakfkdjg January 4, 2024
Get the squirt squadmug. When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
Get the jerk squirt infectionmug. Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?
by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022
Get the Bum Squirtsmug. It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman
by Kiki_HentaiMaster April 3, 2023
Get the lil uzi squirtmug. My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.
by SacPhil September 30, 2025
Get the Wake up squirtmug. 