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Spam Shaft

The male reproductive organ.
The shaft of a man's penis.
Derogatory name to call someone that is a giant cockbag. A cylindrical mass of meat.

Or

1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Officer, you're being a real spam shaft.
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick Tubesteak Cock Penis Spam Javelin
by DedicatedkillerRPO April 13, 2009
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Spam-quiz

A. A spam-quiz (or spam quiz) is a quiz found on quizilla that's an Ad, Chain letter, or something that does not belong on a site for quiz making & taking.

B. A quiz that deals with that very fulfilling food spam.
Example A:
Quiz Title: "BUY prozac cheap online!"
Person: "This is just a spam-quiz!"
Example B.
Quiz title: "What kind of spam are you?"
Person: "Oh! A spam-quiz!"
by ExcelTinker February 17, 2009
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SPAM

1.what I see whenever I use email. OH GOD now I'm soooooooo fat and stupid I can't fucking
walk.

2.what U R.

3.Yo momma cooch smell.
Oh Gawdddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!! SPAM meh! SPAM! YAH!YAH!MUCHO LOVE!!!
by UdaFaggette May 24, 2008
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Pre-Spam

The gelatinous material that forms on the top of Spam canned meat.
Bob opened the can of Spam and was greeted by a blob of quivering, glistening Pre-Spam.
by Dave Corbett October 5, 2008
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Spam Hunt

where a large group of people go to the supermarket of choice, and take every single last can of spam from the shelves.
the first half of the spam is to be hidden around the store randomly, to be found later.

the second half of the spam is to be distributed about the group, then taken to a specific register where the inguiry "how much is this?!" will be made, and, upon recieving the answer, placing the can down next to the register, exclaiming "too much!" in an annoyed tone, and storming off. repeat with remaining second half of spam, each person at a time.
dude, we need a shitload of people to pull off this spam hunt. don't be a pussy.
by Jimmy Hoffledorf February 8, 2009
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manual spam

where you keep sending random messages to someone you hate by composing and sending. It can be about anything as long as you send that person a ridicolous amount of messages.
Friend: hey bro what the fuck u always keep sending me these stupid messages and filling up my inbox

You:manual spam sucks don't it.
by Pothsot44 October 27, 2008
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passive spam

Passive spam is basically a Facebook or other social network post that has a completely pointless call to action. The defining factor is that the quiz or question is not meant to offer any type of challenge, but instead is simply a tool to arbitrarily increase page reach.
Passive spam consists of stupid quiz-like questions on Facebook that either require some small amount of math or analytical skills (in order to make the people responding feel intelligent...even though they aren't)

Also, the classic "like or my grandmother will die" type posts. In this context the spammer is using the person's good nature to accomplish their goals instead of the person's desire to answer a question (that usually is incredibly simple to figure out).
by d4m4g3d April 8, 2013
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