Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
Get the Bert Kreischer sit-upsmug. "Go grab the Pringles"
"I'm Sitting-Bulled"
"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"
"Chiefed bro Chiefed"
"I'm Sitting-Bulled"
"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"
"Chiefed bro Chiefed"
by kprowand January 17, 2012
Get the sitting-bulledmug. Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.
by often delighted February 24, 2022
Get the sit assmug. by Wampadude October 27, 2016
Get the Inverted sit upsmug. by SleepyAsian July 3, 2019
Get the Sitting roommug. by frankjameso February 14, 2014
Get the boyfriend-sittingmug. by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022
Get the National sit on lap daymug.