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Shoppings

The product amassed from a day out at the shops. A term discovered at Fifth Avenue and 56th Street on a recent summer day amid of gaggle of tourists.
Woman, holding up Barneys bag: "Babette! Look at my shoppings!"
by zooa November 3, 2003
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The act of finding a consenting homeless person who is willing to engage in sexual congress in the nearest dumpster. Once the homeless individual is willing you use bungee cords and two shopping carts to make a cage to trap them in. You will then proceed to defecate, urinate and ejaculate on them while calling them ethnic slurs native to the Boston region (ie butter nubs, slabbering gutter goat, and Morgan Freeman.) When you finish he will ask for a dollar but you will tell that hobo to get a job, because he is indeed a lazy bum now covered in cum.
"After I put that hobo in the shopping cart I gave him a Connecticut ShoppingCart. I shit on his face and called him Morgan Freeman. Can you believe he wanted money after that?! Just like that lazy freeloader to take a free load and want a handout."
by They call me...."Hat" October 15, 2014
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Shapping

by Shlapping May 1, 2015
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shooping

The act of using gay pornographic images to make simple pictures humorous.
"My mom totally walked in on me shooping last night"
by Crimz June 24, 2008
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Shapping

Wasting time in the app store on an iphone, downloading mostly pointless apps. Usually resulting in a large bill.
dude 1: what you do sunday?
dude 2: had a wank then wasted the rest of the day shapping.
dude 1: anything good?
dude 2: no.
by Horrendermerk November 22, 2009
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Shoeping

The act of defecating excrement in some ones shoe.
last night we got so drunk we went shoeping in my friends closet.
by zepeacock September 23, 2009
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Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.
I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.
by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021
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