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3rd September

He: wanna fuck cause it’s 3rd September

She: ofc
by Alman August 31, 2021
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book club seppuku

When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.
Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."
by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010
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No Sex September

When people, male, female, shemale, transgender, or etc, MUST go WITHOUT intercourse for the ENTIRE month of September.
Jake: "Hey, bro, did you and Casey pass No Sex September?"
Caleb: "Yea, bro... ONE MORE DAY, THOUGH!!
by Icebaitt November 16, 2019
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it is a way to express a high so intense that normal words could never describe
dudeeeeeeee, after that 5 blunt rotation i am zooted balooted septuted philaminuted agawambooted!
by Tayrika Kwomp December 31, 2008
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Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.
Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.
by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011
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Sepultura

Someone who is possessed by a motivation or drive like no other. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no emotion but an insatiable drive to surpass anyone else in whatever he/she/they are currently attempting.
He's not the person you once knew, he's become something you won't be able to comprehend soon: a Sepultura.
by TOTSUGEKI June 20, 2021
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