Scratchworthy

When something is particularly lucky, beneficial and positive, leading one's desire to purchase a Scratchie, as a means of continuing their good fortunes.

"Today was totally Scratchworthy!"

by KingOfTheLimbo October 16, 2008

scratchterbating

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.

He wont stop scratchterbating!

by miles1234 May 4, 2010

scratcherton

when you mean to say scratch and your to drunk and scratherton comes out.

Dan Manning played an awesome game of pool, however is team mate Combo pulled a scratcherton on the break.

by blkfirebrd January 24, 2011

scratchologist

An expert in the science of moving a record back and forth on a turntable to achieve a scratching sound.

Damn! That DJ is off the hook! He must've gone to school to become a scratchologist!

by thorgalore November 8, 2011

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

Scratchisfaction

Scratchisfaction is The satisfaction of scratching an itch.

"Oh that's scratchisfaction right there!"

"My foots been itching for hours and I just got major scratchisfaction once I got my shoes off and gave them a good old itch"

The moment your backscratcher hits that spot- that's pure scratchisfaction. "Backscratcher!"

by bottay August 30, 2013

scratchturbating

When scratching a bug bite feels so good you can't stop.

I was scratchturbating so hard I didn't notice my mom walk in on me.

by Lare bear August 30, 2015