What the shell

Used when something unexpected happens.
You’re shocked or confused.

What the shell just happened?
What the shell is going on here?

by Mencerwencer January 16, 2026

putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

butt sucking turtle without a shell

A person who looks like a literal turtle without a shell and/or sucks. Used as a term for someone who is a butt sucking turtle without a shell.

"Yo, Mr. H sucks balls."

"For real. He's a real butt sucking turtle without a shell."

by no one freaking cares February 23, 2022

Mr. Shell

god

:0 IT'S MR. SHELL

by Cheesus69420 May 3, 2023