If you're tongue is long enough, you'll probably be able to perform this act of autocunnilingus. You lick your own clit with your tungue without bending over.
by Filaddling sucks cock July 6, 2017

by I’m from chaventry May 24, 2018

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

When you go to the drive-through at Burger King and you ask for a Whopper with nothing on it but the meat patty, some buns and quadruple whatever the legal amount of mayo they're allowed to give you is and you eat that bitch like the Pope eats little boy ass on Sunday evening mass.
by BigDiddyWillie May 23, 2018

by SDK69 October 19, 2020

When your giving a chick a rim job, (eating her ass out) but she doesn't tell you she has a severe case of anal leakage. Better know as a Sloppy Joshua
"Was having a good time with this chick last night, until I started to give her a rim job and I got a sloppy Joshua, shit was everywhere".
by Boss red September 7, 2016

by Ghetto Gent July 16, 2023
