Sloppy Sebass

When you break up with your girlfriend for someone else and decline that it ever happened.

Person 1: I can't believe he just dumped janiqua for allison

Person 2: what a sloppy sebass move
Person 1: Yeah sloppy sebassed all over the place on that one

by broseph6699 November 19, 2019

Sloppy Spits

another term for blowjob, especially a sloppy one.

" My girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Spits last night "

by RedR0sessx May 18, 2019

sloppy 8

sloppy: penis, vagina, ear 1, ear 2, nostrils 1, nostrils 2, mouth, handjob

she gave sloppy 8 last night

by cusienfnd May 20, 2019

Sloppy Switcheroo

When two guys are having sex together and one of them cums in a condom,takes it off and then the other guy puts it on.

Last night Adam gave me a Sloppy Switcheroo

by diggity dogs May 23, 2019

sloppy jackhammer

When you're getting head and you thrust into her mouth at the fastest possible speed.

Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.

by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019

sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

sloppy fabiano

A sandwich consisting of cold bolognese sauce and a Sister Schubert Dinner Roll. Revered as a lunch staple among catering staff.

A regional term established in Knoxville, Tennessee amongst back of house kitchen staff.

Me: hey man, what are you eating?

Them: a Sloppy Fabiano.

Me: damn, can you make me one?

by Mother of Fat Dragons October 4, 2019