If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
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shitty and useless

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The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.
"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"
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Shitty Shotgun

When someone with diarrhea builds up a lot of pressure and shits towards an opponent
Damn Micheal blasted a Shitty Shotgun at me again!
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