shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.
by dannibitch July 11, 2008
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If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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the feeling when you feel like you have nothing left. everything is dying, falling apart, and you can do fucking nothing with it. the void. the rage. the dread when you know nothing can be fixed.
also, a funky lyric from a mother mother song. i love the song, its relatable
theres a god-awful shitty feeling of dread in my heart

yeah its got allota do-
by hahafunkyrangerkinnie August 24, 2021
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Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
by dannyboy377 April 10, 2024
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shitty and useless

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by QwertyManWasTaken August 12, 2022
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The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.
"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"
by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
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Shitty Shotgun

When someone with diarrhea builds up a lot of pressure and shits towards an opponent
Damn Micheal blasted a Shitty Shotgun at me again!
by Ziklon December 22, 2019
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