satan

The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!

Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!

by Shannon Morris September 16, 2006

Satan

The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.

"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"

by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011

Satan

A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.

Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

Satan

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.

Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...

by Xfing June 2, 2014

Satan

He and God may not be real, but he's still the better of the two.

Satan is a real nigga.

by FatCock666 June 19, 2017

Satan’s semen

A mixture of a four loko and milk

When your at a party and want to spice things up, challenge your friends to drink SATAN’S SEMEN

by Davoin Monkey Tail Ligma October 15, 2018

Satan Complex

a satan complex means that satan is obsessed with you (like sister complex but for satan)

person 1: i think that's a satan complex
person 2: what?

person1: satan is wayyyy too obsessed with you

by what’s it to u September 2, 2020