rubber mate

The only friend you have left because you have accomplished making fun of everyone around you.

My rubber mate will be my best friend, my only friend.

by Mammagurl February 15, 2017

rubber-toed

someone who is not as smart as you

he is rubber-toed compared to me at math

by T-mobile November 10, 2008

Rubber daddy

A daddy made of rubber.

"When you look at your dildo and you think.... rubber daddy."

by Dri lil December 19, 2020

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024

rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

by QuacksO August 9, 2023

Clit rubber

Another version of a dick rider but it's targetting women; obsessed with a person

"Marina Diamandis was Sabrina Carpenter's clit rubber for a week"

by WowPoops February 18, 2025

thug rubber

Tires with less than an inch of sidewall.

My cousin had to buy new rims after running over a stone with his thug rubber.

by 73h_4w3$0m3 March 2, 2007