Roller's Rights

The rights attributed to the person who rolled the joint being smoked. They are entitled to spark up and kill the joint.

Me: *rolls joint and sets it aside for a second*
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013

Right On Sexism

A more honest name for what is often called positive discrimination. Used by those that realise that Positive Discriminaction is an oxymoron discrimination is discrimination no matter which way it swings.

Also has a sibling, Right On Racism.

BBC Radio Woman's Hour presenter complains to the director general about sexism in the BBC. She is a presenter on a program with a gender specific title produced for women by and presented by an all female team but that’s not sexism that’s Right On Sexism.

by Stone in Shoe Bob January 31, 2021

jesse is right

Jess is always right no matter what

Jesse is right, Sam is not

by Ehhdhshehsysgw February 26, 2019

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

Jesus Rights

Someone who has the right to be sacrilegiously crucified.

You have Jesus rights.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

M't Right

Means to get things back on track.

" I know that I messed up but I promise I can m't right.

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 6, 2022