Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013

Packers rights

The right to hit either a bong or bowl first, due to the fact that you are the one who packed such device

“Hell yeah ima rip this bong” said billy

“no your not dick cheese because I got packers rights!!!” Said jerry

by Professor limonene November 25, 2020

Roller's Rights

The rights attributed to the person who rolled the joint being smoked. They are entitled to spark up and kill the joint.

Me: *rolls joint and sets it aside for a second*
Friend: *sparks joint*
Me: Dude what the fuck? Roller's rights!

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

M't Right

Means to get things back on track.

" I know that I messed up but I promise I can m't right.

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 6, 2022

Right in the babies

A term used to reference the genital area on a man or woman

Man: *gets hit in the willy*
Woman: Oh damn, right in the babies

by Dan.K.Memes July 7, 2016

Doin' it right

When someone performs an action without any flaws. They are "Doin' it right".

Mike: Can you believe how wet Stacey got after she was with Alex?

Steve: No shit man! He was doin' it right.

by Douche it out300000 September 6, 2009

Parental rights

A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.

"I'm not a bigot, but I do believe in parental rights."

by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023