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Rule 34N

Addendum to Rule 34 of the Internet, which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Rule 34N simply adds that the time it takes to find porn of x is a function of the degree of mental-emotional distress you will encounter as a result of gazing upon said porn.
I invoked Rule 34 on scorpions last night. It took me three hours to find the porn, and a whole day of dry-heaving and washing my eyes out with bleach before I could get near my computer again. Next time I'll remember Rule 34N.
by meigwokyan September 12, 2013
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Moose Rule

A game where whoever declares "Moose Rule" at any moment may hold up both their hands above their head as if they were moose antlers. once he has done this everyone at the party must must make moose antlers with both hands. Whoever is the last person to do so has to down there whole alcoholic drink.
by betawolf63 June 17, 2013
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Rule #14

-This mf called me pussy
-Rule #14 brother
by AKayser February 23, 2023
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Ja Rule

Fat Joe is a Ja Rule.
Jada is a Ja Rule.
Irv Gotti is a Ja Rule
Jermaine Dupri ia a Ja Rule
by Baller4Real July 15, 2006
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Midas Rule

Whoever touches something first and cares the most gets to decide what to do with it.

Use the Midas Rule to encourage others to go ahead and work on what they want, or when someone's being lazy.
"Can I work on this project?" or "It'd be great if someone fixed this bug."
"Yes, by Midas Rule, feel free to work on that."

"Mom, I'm hungry."
"Yes, son. You're 16, by Midas Rule I'm sure you can find something to eat."
by Nivlong July 27, 2013
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Jumanji Rules

(Taken from the 1995 Robin Williams film "Jumanji", based off a 1981 short story by Chris Van Allsburg.)

Originates from a scene in the movie where Robin Williams' character rolls a pair of dice, one of which falls off of the board. Even though the die is not on the board, it still lands flat and counts as a legitimate roll, ending the game. As long as the dice was not acted on by an outside force (other than the original roll) and it is clear which side is facing up, the roll counts. Often put into effect when playing on a small table, where the dice is likely to roll off.
Although the dice rolled off of the table, we were playing with Jumanji Rules so it still counted.
by zoidberg1339 October 27, 2011
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rule 690

This rule enforces the law of no simping. If you dont know what simping is, get a fucking life. WHO RAISED YOU?!?!?!
1: MAN, THIS GIRL IS SO HOT, I LIKE HER...
2:RULE 690 MAN!
by Sonicwave.exe May 3, 2021
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