Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

retard bop

when somebody in music class sings like a retard a makes the the class riot.

dude did you see fransisco looking like a retard bop?

by xbopuxr May 20, 2010

retard rangler

the non tard that keeps the tards in a group, also knows how to speak Tardese, the language of the tards

Someone call a retard rangler, a tard has gotten loose!

by tardefinition April 10, 2015

Retard fuel

Similar to nightmare fuel, this word is an adjective used to describe someone or something that causes you to lose braincells. This phrase can also be used when a person is doing something stupid. When someone is doing something stupid you may say that they are "chugging retard fuel,"

Guy 1 "Hey why are acting strange?"
Guy 2 "I saw someone writing fanfiction in a Cafe earlier"
Guy 1 "Don't worry, they probably ordered the retard fuel off of the menu"
Can also be used like this
"I saw a rant on reddit made by an incel and it was the most retard fuel thing I have ever scene"

by Poyukan and Sheev March 22, 2021

sleet retard

used to define someone who is a sleet retard

it was made by unavaliable395#8819 after reading a Vrchat world as sleet retard and doesn't truly have a particular meaning

Me: sleet retard
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by drekdeeznuts May 18, 2023

Morally Retarded

Someone who thinks two wrongs make a right. Moral retards are prone to making bad decisions and do not consider how their actions might affect other people. They prefer being friends with other moral retards that will assist them in their morally retarded acts. Most delight in devising cruel and unusual ways to impress their "M.R" friends by doing ignorant, senseless things to those that aren't morally retarded.

M.R: I am morally retarded and if I don't like you I will go out of my way to prove it.

Non M.R. : You do not have to prove you don't like me.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016