Ruth Rectalrape

When a girl named ruth assaults your anus unconsensually.

Merick just held him down for a Ruth rectalrape

by TheLordOV August 27, 2023

Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

green rectangles

Money. Cash. Guap. Currency.

told that bitch I’m finna get some green rectangles tn cuz I can’t hang with her

by above average sneakerhead July 5, 2023

Paul Rentaris

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Paul Rentaris is gay

by KFCGOATBLACKNIGGERS August 11, 2024

auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass

Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal

by LightWeaver June 23, 2024

Doing the Reptar

The state of being highly motivated, productive, or generally energetic due to dangerous levels of stimulant consumption. More specifically, the act of storming around the home or office knocking things over and shouting, similar to the mannerisms of the dinosaur-monster Reptar from the Nickelodeon cartoon "Rugrats".

Two ephederines and a liter of diet Mt. Dew and I'm doing the Reptar all morning!

by dettrain April 17, 2013

Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021