porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

Porcherette

A cigarette one smokes on a porch, balcony, patio, etc.

Hey dude, it's stuffy in here. Let's go outside and smoke a porcherette.

by Chronaholic June 7, 2009

porchside

In Malaysia, the covered strip between the road and the shop fronts.

Porchside is used as a public walkway, motorcycle parking area, extension of shop or cafe business area, dog sleeping space, SUV parking spot, hawkers stalls, and porch of the store owner.

by Bob747 February 26, 2011

Porchneers

Adjective. The description of the distance between a person and the nearest porch.

Porchneers tonight? I'm buying.

by ocks_rock November 29, 2011

porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.

Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.

by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011

perchanger

The perchanger is the 'child safe' word for vagina lips. This is often the choice phrase when needing to mention the lower parts of ladies anatomy in front of those who should remain oblivious to the subject matter.

Her: That cream is really burning my perchangers

by eneville September 11, 2011

Porch Spam

Unsolicited junk mail flyers and adverts that litter your doorstep.

"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."

<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>

"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"

by captain manly December 5, 2012