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grundel punch

the act of sneaking up behind a man dropping to your knees and uppercutting him in the back regrion of his nut sac, at the same time yelling "GRUNDEL"!
"GRUNDEL Punch!!!!"

(poor soul)- "what the...." drops to floor
by how'sithanging101 June 11, 2009
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punch a bug

A game that was played on long road trips. To pass time while stuck in a vehicle, passengers would scan the highway, streets or roads in search of a Volkswagen Beetle. Also known as a bug. The moment that you see one you point it out and punch the other passengers while saying "Punch a Bug". The object is to find the Bug before everyone else do you can punch others and avoid being punched yourself. This game is similar to "Out of State License Plate".
Group of friends taking a long car ride some where....
Friend 1 " Punch a Bug!!"

Friend 2 and Friend driving " Hey what the hell man why u hitting us? "

Friend 1 " ha ha, i saw it first! look theres a yellow Bug in the other lane."
Friend 2 "oh you wanna play Punch a Bug? Well its on now! "
Friend driving,"you both are going to lose cuz I can see from my rearview mirriors"
by Citychick213 April 20, 2017
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Punches to Ground

When the Canadian King sees someone threatening his little alpha cutie.
Person 1: Hey you get lost!
Person 2: Hey don’t talk to alpha like that. “Baddie”
Person 1: Whatcha gonna do about it?
Person 2: This! *Punches to Ground* “Baddie”
by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023
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Diddy Punch

The term originating in the incident in which Diddy punched a guy in the jaw when he took offense at Diddy chatting up his girl.
He diddy punched the fool who was talkin up the girl he brought to the party.
by Sterces October 18, 2008
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Mikey Punch

When a male soaks a females lady parts in sweet tea with a sponge for 75 seconds, then proceeds to slurping the sweet tea out.
Jim: aye what’d u give her
Mike: a little Mikey punch
by johndickens69 March 12, 2018
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punch a dolphin

Typically used in the phrase "before I punch a dolphin". Basically meaning; you are so fed up with something that you have little or no control over but you want control over you'd punch a magestic dolphin for it; either out of anger, compensation or to appall people in the figurative sense.
"I need to go on a tropical vacation soon before I punch a dolphin."

"This bars service needs to step up before I punch a dolphin in that place".

"One more hipster comment and I'm going to punch a dolphin in front of everybody."
by NittyGritty May 30, 2018
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punch in the pants

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018
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