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madelame_pumpkin 

Madelame_pumpkin is a sweet editor/fanpage. She is kind and pretty and has amazing edits.
Random: who is Madelame_pumpin?
Fan: Madelame_pumpkin is my idol
madelame_pumpkin by Royals.addi September 6, 2021

Twisted Pumpkin 

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.
Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting
Twisted Pumpkin by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021

Sloppy Pumpkin 

Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.

Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.

Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
Sloppy Pumpkin by FarmToTable November 27, 2021

Yt_pumpkin 

Yt_pumpkin is a good gorilla tag player he plays in competitive gorilla tag lobbies he wins lots of 1v1s
“Oh no Yt_pumpkin is in out server let’s get out!” “ he’s so good”
Yt_pumpkin by Yt_pumpkin February 28, 2022

Incongruous Pumpkin Seed 

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."

Bumpkin Pumpkin 

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call
Bumpkin Pumpkin by DD613 October 22, 2022