A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.
Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
Get the Danish prisonmug. My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.
by L. Hutz September 18, 2025
Get the Prison Pillowmug. Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."
Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012
Get the Prison Pantiesmug. *Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
Get the Back in prisonmug. by Bernard Spatez April 11, 2019
Get the Prisonmug. The phrase was orginally said by the former TeamExtreme member ( a minecraft server was hosted at Canada ) , his ig now is ChrisJericho ( He likes CJ for real ) , in one of his Instagram post said " MineIcon is the NDoOP " . The phrase is also the tag he used in his advertisement about the MineIcon as well
by IconicJuniorJay April 9, 2020
Get the New Definition of Op Prisonmug. It's a dynamic of knowing or not knowing what it is that makes this term funny. If you are in on the joke it is what ever you wanna come up with and improve on the spot and anyone can add to it or give their mystery sauce deep fried nacho cheesed variation. The person who doesn't know a version is joked on because they didnt know.
Skylikeforserious says "What do you mean you don't know what prison oysters are, in SF we deep fry lamb and beef meatballs a put nacho cheese and hint of fennel on them." Ted says "In Albuquerque we do them the same except add peppers n christmas salsa" ...
by SUGARPHUCK July 30, 2022
Get the PRISON OYSTERmug.