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post coitem

I like a nice ciggarette...post coitem, that is.
by PD2 February 4, 2006
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post high

The feeling you get after you've come down from your high.

This, in relation to marijuana, is usually a very mild happiness, and very rare. Mostly achieved once you've been very high, or just gotten high for the first time. It's usually accompanied by a very easy going sense of perception.
Man, it's been hours since I got high, but I'm still feeling really good.

Yeah, that's post high.
by roksar May 31, 2009
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The Postal 2 Dude

The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
gunshot

The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow.
The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!

The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!

The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!

The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.

The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...

The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!

The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.

Last lines

The Postal Dude : Doh!

The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games.

The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!

The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah -- don't you have minorities to oppress?

The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great!

The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.

The Postal Dude : after being rebuffed You gotta be fucking KIDDING!

The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!

My Friend: Nice But Im dying

Me: Buttsause

My Friend: Pog

Me: The Postal 2 Dude
by Obammma May 26, 2020
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Post Up

To incite a fight, or to call someone out.
used when people are mad and desire confrontation.
Girl:(Greg) Dude you look like Justin Beiber!
Greg:awh, thanks,(:
Jim: Greg, what a fag,
Greg:Post Up then bitch!
by FlabergastABitch September 16, 2010
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Postal Diaries

Website created by quite possibly the most famous internet persona known to man. Do a google search for Postal Diaries to find the site.
aye, rafflez, wataf, surslee, bitch eyes, zatch, gurbob, and many many more.
by Rafflesnakes April 5, 2005
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post-evaluative syndrome

a completely inevitable urge to critique anyone and everyone one sees in the street. this disease also consists of constantly prediciting the futures of said strangers and making constant analogies involving friends and acquiantances as comparable to movie characters, novel protagonists or other complete strangers. this disease occurs in lost hip kids with advanced hefty vocabularies.
there is no cure.
"Damn all those kids have such post-evaluative syndrome. They just compared each character in Trainspotting to one of their close and personal acquaintances."
by icehead November 6, 2008
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post mumble (second Mumble)

Post Mumble is what somebody does after they say something that they think is funny. It consists of a mumble/laugh. It is a repetition of the phrase that was just said. It is usually done by nerds or dweebs.
You look like a hippo! Hwaha youer look lieke aen hippore hhaw haw!! Post Mumble (second Mumble)
by Danny 123561992 October 31, 2008
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