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Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face
Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete
by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019
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Pete Davidson

A: Hey, do you know who has the most rizz in the world?
B: It's gotta be Pete Davidson. He's dated almost everyone in the world.
by svo5221 December 16, 2022
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Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021
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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Pete

A fucking blessed hog who loves us all and tortured the fucking sinners. Monkey Boo is his accomplice but he’s a fucking pig ass.
“Wow, I love Pete, he’s such a blesser!” “Me too!”
by ItsTheComCom July 17, 2022
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Pete

Someone who will do anything for a laugh.
Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.
by Bubinator November 18, 2020
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