pee pee jacket

An uncircumcised pee pee

Harold: Damn bro my pee pee is to small

Me: Well maybe if you got rid of your pee pee jacket it’d look bigger

by Pourcyanideinmyhenny April 29, 2020

Pee Pee Soft

When your homie is being a dick burglar and your at work just chillin.

Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.

Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.

by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020

Peeper

When you’re scared but it doesn’t have to be scared it could be anything but you gotta pee and you shoot a little out but you just gotta go for it

Aw man I’m scared I just had a peeper holler at your boy

by Peepersallthetime420 December 24, 2020

pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.

Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

peepsexual

Peepsexual is when u are bisexual and u don’t like men except of one the only Man U like is lilmpee

A:what’s your sexuality?
B: im peepsexual

A:what does that mean ??
B:Im bisexual but i only love peep and the rest women

by Ilovepeep January 25, 2021

Pee Pee Cum

is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out

jerry- I did pee pee cum
tom- wut
jerry- I cant do dat ☹

by we we pee pee poo poo cum March 29, 2021

Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021