Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

Pumpkin Garden

When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.

Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.

by Da Real November 4, 2011

Pumpkin

A very gay or well lesbian girl who has a large ass ( booty ) and is a hoe

Pumpkin needs to stop fucking other girls

by Pumpkin_LesbianGoddess November 12, 2018

john pumpkin

A person that is really bad, stupid or beta

That knigger is a John pumpkin

by Will F24 December 11, 2018

Bosnian Pumpkin

An tiny, adorable & snuggly eastern European man.

I love that lil' Bosnian Pumpkin. I want to squeeze him!

by bird-on-a-wire October 12, 2018

Pumpkin blumpkin

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!

Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.

by Ginja Ninja Assistant October 25, 2018

carve the pumpkin

During the month of October, shaving a design in to your girlfriend's/wife's pubes while leaving the surrounding area completely bare.

"Last night, my girlfriend let me carve the pumpkin before she got in the shower."

by Kal-El 12 October 30, 2018