President David "Stern" Palmer

The most stern being in the Universe.

Stern Palmer is God.

by President David "Stern" Palmer March 10, 2005

palm-scrog

Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.

Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

Palmsauce

To give someone a high five.

You go up to your friend and say "Hey! Give me some Palmsauce!!" then, give them a high five.

by Jennibatmanfer January 27, 2008

palmeable

When a girl's ass fits in your hand perfectly.
It is when a girl's butt is so nice that you can cup her butt with your hand.

Friend 1: Man dog have you seen that new girl?
Friend 2: Naw man what she look like?
Friend 1: yo son her ass is so PALMEABLE! i just wanna grab that, DAMN!

by Blizzair and Fizzle. April 1, 2009

Palmed Controller

A video game controller that is rather warm and has excess amounts of sweat, dead skin, and residue from any food, such as Doritos, that had been previously eaten

Guy 1: Hey can I play Mario?
Guy 2: Sure but the other controller is a palmed controller
Guy 1: Aw man this one has Macaroni on it!

by Sdale June 22, 2011

Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

Palm Yeti

When finishing sexual intercourse in doggy style, ejaculate into your hand, then yell "LOOK! A SASQUATCH!" and then proceed to throw it at your partner's face when they turn back around, confused.
*Note: Sexual intercourse is not a prerequisite for the palm yeti, you must just ejaculate into your hand.
A business partner may also suffice.

Danny:

"Hey, Mr. Johnson, can you take a look at these spreadsheets- OH MY GOD! LOOK! A SASQUATCH!"
*Throws semen on Mr. Johnson*

Mr. Johnson:
"OH DAMN! I JUST GOT PALM YETI'D!"

by Beniamin June 29, 2012